Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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