Sponge bath it is.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
zippers are such a cool invention
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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