Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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