i permit you to call me
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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