He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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