let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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