big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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