It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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