either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
