Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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