Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
