I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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