talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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