as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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