Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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