i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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