I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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