I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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