I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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