she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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