question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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