gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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