'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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