How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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