Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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