She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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