Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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