considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
it's like heaven, but drunker
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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