what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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