you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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