Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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