do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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