Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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