they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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