can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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