just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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