it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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