some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The power of my boobs compel you
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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