i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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