She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?