why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Life is so much better after having sex.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today