Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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