he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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