Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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