dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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