Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null