Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice