And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize