i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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