I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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