Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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