Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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