its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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