their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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