do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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