it hurts more in the daytime
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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