Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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