Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I enjoy the company of your penis
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