i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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