Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Please don't give away my fajitas
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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