Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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